pump-this-venom-gaping-hole:

brendonross:

rockinjanelle:

timeforsomethrillingheroics:

youdonotalkaboutfightclub:

Same. But I never give them the bread they want.
Because I’m cruel and stuff. Also I use my own knife because shit knows where their silverware’s been. 

I don’t ask them whether they want butter or not either. I just leave it to my own sixth sense. Sometimes I don’t even cut it in half either.

I feel terrible when I have to use bologna when they really want turkey.

And sometimes I put on cheddar cheese when they wanted swiss. 

I give them the ugly bread on both sides.

pump-this-venom-gaping-hole:

brendonross:

rockinjanelle:

timeforsomethrillingheroics:

youdonotalkaboutfightclub:

Same. But I never give them the bread they want.

Because I’m cruel and stuff. Also I use my own knife because shit knows where their silverware’s been. 

I don’t ask them whether they want butter or not either. I just leave it to my own sixth sense. Sometimes I don’t even cut it in half either.

I feel terrible when I have to use bologna when they really want turkey.

And sometimes I put on cheddar cheese when they wanted swiss. 

I give them the ugly bread on both sides.

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