Same. But I never give them the bread they want.
Because I’m cruel and stuff. Also I use my own knife because shit knows where their silverware’s been.
I don’t ask them whether they want butter or not either. I just leave it to my own sixth sense. Sometimes I don’t even cut it in half either.
I feel terrible when I have to use bologna when they really want turkey.
And sometimes I put on cheddar cheese when they wanted swiss.
I give them the ugly bread on both sides.
Oh. My. God.













